Kay Burley’s withering two-word response to deputy PM Thérèse Coffey was A++

John Plunkett. Updated October 11th, 2022 To Sky News now, where presenter Kay Burley was keen to ask deputy prime minister Thérèse Coffey about government plans for a major new…

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Naarm Settler Begins Adult ADHD Rebrand After 2 Years Condemning Everyone’s Behaviour In Lockdown — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Northside of Melbourne is currently awash with book clubs, lycra cyclist outfits and pottery wheels – as the city’s urban elite come to the crushing realisation that…

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Local Woman Who Sends Friend 180 Videos Through Tik Tok A Day Shares The Really Good Ones On Messenger — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman with a Tik Tok addiction has found herself having to send the occasional video by Facebook messenger, if she wants her equally addicted friend to…

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Bloke On Social Media Detox Finds Himself Deeply Invested In Indian Pole Gymnastics — The Betoota Advocate

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local bloke Tom Shield [34] has this week announced everybody who cares (which is no one) that he’s having a social media detox. It’s alleged this decision was…

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“So Are We Just Gonna Stop Talking About The Data Breach Of Up To 10 Million People?” Asks Nation — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The people of Australia are today wondering if we are supposed to just pretend that one of our country’s biggest Telco companies didn’t just allow a random cybercriminal…

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Pub With $11 Schooners Could Surely Afford Some Fucking Toilet Seats That Stay Up During A Slash — The Betoota Advocate

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT While no longer too concerned about that whole spicy flu, one local Betoota Heights man has today made use of the most reliable anti-germ measure available. While taking…

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Stressed Uni Student Hopeful That 3rd Piece Of Chewy Will Help Her Get Her Head In The Game — The Betoota Advocate

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Local commerce student Jasmine Phillips is today pulling out all stops to try and get her study back on track. Just hours away from her Corporate Finance: Theory…

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Bolivia buys nuclear weapon from China

Friday, 16 September 2022 LA PAZ, Bolivia – (World Satire) – The Global Source News Agency is reporting that the South American government of Bolivia has just purchased a nuclear…

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I’ve Got Notes

Gabbi Bolt and Floyd Alexander-Hunt come on a podcast to dissect their podcast where they dissect musician’s songs. You can listen to their podcast ‘I’ve Got Notes’ on your podcast…

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Woman Fakes Headache After Husband Suggests Going Up To Bedroom And Watching Extended Editions Of ‘Lord Of The Rings’

LINCOLN, NE — Local Woman Francine Guacmeister faked another headache after her husband Allen suggested going up to the bedroom for a romantic night of watching the Lord of the…

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